Go With the Flow...Or How I Am About To Committ Murder

If I walk away from this campaign having learned anything it will be this: make no plans for plans you make are sure to be diverted, remade, undone, or made moot. And for a Virgo that thrives on plans and order...that lesson is one that has lead me to the personal understanding of the one thing that could possibly drive me to murder or support of the death penalty...preferrably by billions of paper cuts starting at the scalp, going down to the eyeballs, and southwards from there (with extra attention paid to the genitalia).

Oh yes. My co-worker Meg and I have made and re-made and then re-re-made our urban and suburan field plans about 1.9 katrillion to the third power times. Today, as I was merrily making lit dropping maps...color coded even...oh Jason...Lord of Emergency Staff Meetings Where Everything You've Known And Grown to Love Will Be Destroyed Leaving You With a Feeling of Uncertainity and an Intense Desire to Call Your Mother and Ask for A Huge...came scootching by saying, "Brandon and Meg are going to kill me." How prophetic. We haven't yet had this magical emergency staff meeting...but I bet you three dollars and a French tickler that it doesn't bode well for Meg and Brandon.