God Hates Stupid People...

Ok. So. Technically God doesn't hate anybody. But if God WERE to hate a group of people...it would have to be stupid people. I'm sure stupid people test God's limits sometime. I bet even now and then a little frown creases his heavenly features when he thinks about idiots like my favorite chimpanzee impersonator George W. Bush.

I just got an email today from Kelly, the partner of my pal David. Her sister...who has already served 18 months in Iraq...has just found out that her company of the MN National Guard will be serving an additional six months in that Hell hole in the middle of a civil war that we created. Happy New Year!

My little sister is getting shipped back to Iraq next month for, supposedly, three months. I'm sure my little brother, who graduated from boot camp last fall, will be close behind her.  I said it once, and I'll say it again, it will take an act of God to preserve the peace in Crawford if anything happens to my family in Iraq. George W. Bush is living fucking proof that the electoral college is a piece of bullshit and that there should be mandatory life sentences and castrations/masectomies for the morons that cast their electoral votes for that man.

I have lost what little bit of patience I had left with the right in this country. There is a list serv in Minneapolis called the Minneapolis Issues List. Just about every local elected official lurks and/or posts to this list as well as a majority of the engaged citizenry. I had an idiot post some of the most neo-conservative bullshit the other day to which I responded. He sent me a private email with more of his fucked up idiocies...and really...at that point...I almost flipped out and went through my computer screen. In the past, I could engage in conversations with folks like him that seem to live in a reality unlike anything in which the rest of us are living. Yesterday, I said forget it and told him not to pollute my inbox any more. He of course didn't listen. But, I held true and deleted his email when I really wanted to find him in St. Paul and drop kick him in the chest. But, one...I don't know how to drop kick...and two...finding anything in St. Paul is like trying to find Osama bin Laden. It's possible...just not likely.

I don't have much of a point to all of this other than I am super annoyed, super pissed off, and super cranky. Thank GOD American Idol premiers tonight. Plus, Jennifer Hudson, America what's her name, and Eddie Murphy all won Golden Globes last night...that made my day...oh yeah and Meryl Streep. I love Meryl Streep. That's all.